[Koko’s Bowling Alley and Frankfurteria parking lot, exterior. The Tetrad and Auggie walk up]April: 🎵 I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in 🎵Gilda, Margo, Wendy: 🎵 Yeah, yeah, oh yeah / What condition my condition was in 🎵 [the Tetrad and Auggie laugh]Auggie: “Hey, thanks again for letting me comeContinue reading “Like Julienne Fries”
Author Archives: Stormy Adler
No Concessions
[Iwerks University baseball field, late afternoon, before a game. As the Junior Shamrocks talk with one another, the coach taps their bat against the fence][Junior Shamrocks coach]: “Attention, attention. I have an announcement to make.” [the Junior Shamrocks fall silent] “There have been several complaints lately from spectators and even the Iwerks chancellor, about theContinue reading “No Concessions”
Green and Purple are Complementary Colors
[late August of 2016 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Gilda, gussied up in semi-formal attire, is on her way to meet the Wyler family at their home in Grunvale. She stops in front of a parked car to look at herself in the mirror]Gilda: “I’m a bit crooked.” [adjusts hair ribbon] “And my cheeksContinue reading “Green and Purple are Complementary Colors”
Pride Comes Naturally
[April Lowry and Jazz Daniels are hiking after a storm. Jazz sees a rainbow]Jazz: “Hey April. Look at this.” [April turns back and sees the rainbow] “It isn’t even faint.”April: “‘ey, at’s bonneh. Let’s take a selfeh!”[April pulls out her phone. She and Jazz smoosh their cheeks together with the rainbow in the background, beforeContinue reading “Pride Comes Naturally”
Tyrannia Hawk
[Ketcham household. A larine deliveryavian carries a parcel to the front door and rings the bell. After a few seconds of waiting, Ellen opens the door][larine deliveryavian]: “Delivery for Ellen Ketcham.”Ellen: “That’d be me.” [takes the parcel] “Thank you, sir.”[larine deliveryavian]: “Thank you for choosing CDS, the Ciconiiform Delivery Service.”Ellen: [beat] “…you’re a larine. AndContinue reading “Tyrannia Hawk”
The Peak of Non-Comformity
Original Twitter Upload Date: June 23, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day, and has been revised minimally from the original version. [June 23, 2018 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Hynde triplets are celebrating their birthday at the manor; they’re helping themselves to the refreshments, Paddy and Molly toContinue reading “The Peak of Non-Comformity”
Libby y las Tortugas
The ficlet below is an extended version of the one that went with “Wendy Wyler – Revamped Notesheet”, originally posted to DA on October 24, 2022. [a Spring Cosmoses location on the borderlands of cartoon universes, 2022 in the sliding timeline. Wendy Wyler is having her fuchsia streak painted indigo by Stella Svampsson]Stella: “So why areContinue reading “Libby y las Tortugas”
Elafiphobia
[Spring of 2012 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The eight-year-old Shamrock Triad are on the swings at Yonderpine Park. Nicole is having difficulty maintaining the swinging momentum compared to Murphy and Charlotte]Nicole: “Ugggggh! You guys make it look so easy!”Charlotte: “Ya gotta swing yer legs, Wyler!” [with the movement of the swing] “Forwaaaaard, baaaaack!Continue reading “Elafiphobia”
The Tetrad in Silver
Margo: “Gilda, I appreciate that I now have 80s garb like you, you know I do. But I really must ask, what is it with you and black-and-white lately?”Gilda: “It looks cool and puts the focus more on light and details. Also, these portraits aren’t black-and-white. There’s an offset of ten units on both endsContinue reading “The Tetrad in Silver”
Sock Jock
[The warren floors of Hynde Manor. Margo is building a harbor portion of her train set in one of the basements. She installs a projector below the water portion of the set, represented by a panel of distorted glass, which have white-painted edges to resemble sea foam] Margo: “Presenting for the first time in theContinue reading “Sock Jock”
The Gallery of Stormy Adler 