Roth Gets Walked In On

[North side of Grunvale, apple-growing country. Charlotte Walker and Janet Long, in this universe a pteropine/flying fox and ailurid/red panda respectively, are picking apples by a white-painted barn as they talk]Charlotte: “Hey, what are these apples? They look like a crossover between gala and red delicious.”Janet: “They’re Jonathans, Walker. And the word you’re looking forContinue reading “Roth Gets Walked In On”

Fresh Pasta

Part of the below script is from “Il Procione Tarantina”, originally posted to DA on October 26, 2022. The artwork associated with it will not be posted to my blog due to its use of AI-generated assets, however, the script is still worth salvaging and expanding upon. The artwork above, drawn for National Spaghetti DayContinue reading “Fresh Pasta”

2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists

[December of 2022 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Wendy drives with the Tetrad, up to the Albaneigh Museum of Fine Art]Gilda: “Here it is.”[Wendy parks, and the Tetrad begin exiting the car]Margo: “Museum of Fine Art? What are we doing here?”Gilda: “They’re hosting an exhibition for art made by robots.”Margo: “Robots? Cool. How doContinue reading “2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists”

It’s December! Mabrouk!

Original Twitter Upload Date: December 22, 2022 [Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple, Saturday morning during Hanukkah. Rabbi Gabriel Franco gives a speech]Franco: “I know it’s a hard time for many of us this time of year, having shoved in our faces society’s love of commercialism and gluttony. Quite frankly, it makes me sick as well. You’dContinue reading “It’s December! Mabrouk!”

The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The script below is based on an artwork that had assets generated in Craiyon. The artwork itself was made prior to my change of heart about AI being a tool to make art easier. My opinion now, is that AI only has a place in reference material and in shitposts. As a resultContinue reading “The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)”

Old Duds

Original Twitter Upload Date: November 1, 2022. [Hynde Manor. The Hynde family is away on vacation, and Gilda and Wendy have been instructed to look after the mansion. As they walk toward the building…]Gilda: “Ah, crap.”Wendy: “What? What’s going on?”Gilda: “I forgot Buffett’s mouse back at the commune.”Wendy: “You did?”Gilda: “Yeah, I guess I was just in such a hurryContinue reading “Old Duds”

Little Wylers

Original Twitter Upload Date: November 20, 2022. [November 26, 2011 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple is hosting the b‘not mitzvah celebration of Roz and Maddie Wyler. Eleven of the fourteen candles have been lit]Roz: “A goofy fella from the commune out west, we brought him here ’cause partying’s whatContinue reading “Little Wylers”

Burning Secret – Off to the Country Club

Oh, joy, my pre-Grunvale artwork. 😶 At least this piece is one of the better artworks from those days. Hence why I’m preserving it. So, uh… let’s get this over with. 😅Original DA Upload Date: June 17, 2017. [Stormy is working on updating his WordPress in the year 2022]Stormy: “Damn DeviantArt, what were those guysContinue reading “Burning Secret – Off to the Country Club”

Celebration at Marilyn Springsteen’s (1000 Twitter Followers Special)

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on October 28, 2022, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. Also, the image above is displayed from a Newgrounds link. DA announced they’re implementing anContinue reading “Celebration at Marilyn Springsteen’s (1000 Twitter Followers Special)”

Return of the All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 31, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day… which just happens to be the same day it’s being posted here. Happy Halloween, everyone! [Hynde Manor on All Hallows’ Eve night. Margo, Paddy, and Molly, dressed as Ivy Sundew from Amphibia, a zombie, and Darla DimpleContinue reading “Return of the All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!”