Always Morally Correct

[Afternoon. Gilda and Nicole are at the Grime/Griswold household at the Redfeather commune, in the living room. Gilda sits at the piano as Nicole stands]Gilda: “So, you like Bare Trees, do you, Nicole?”Nicole: “Yeah. What of it?”Gilda: “I wouldn’t have expected someone like you to know a deep cut Fleetwood Mac album. Well, deep cutContinue reading “Always Morally Correct”

Like Julienne Fries

[Koko’s Bowling Alley and Frankfurteria parking lot, exterior. The Tetrad and Auggie walk up]April: šŸŽµ I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in šŸŽµGilda, Margo, Wendy: šŸŽµ Yeah, yeah, oh yeah / What condition my condition was in šŸŽµ [the Tetrad and Auggie laugh]Auggie: “Hey, thanks again for letting me comeContinue reading “Like Julienne Fries”

Green and Purple are Complementary Colors

[late August of 2016 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Gilda, gussied up in semi-formal attire, is on her way to meet the Wyler family at their home in Grunvale. She stops in front of a parked car to look at herself in the mirror]Gilda: “I’m a bit crooked.” [adjusts hair ribbon] “And my cheeksContinue reading “Green and Purple are Complementary Colors”

The Peak of Non-Comformity

Original Twitter Upload Date: June 23, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day, and has been revisedĀ minimally fromĀ the original version. [June 23, 2018 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Hynde triplets are celebrating their birthday at the manor; they’re helping themselves to the refreshments, Paddy and Molly toContinue reading “The Peak of Non-Comformity”

The Tetrad in Silver

Margo: “Gilda, I appreciate that I now have 80s garb like you, you know I do. But I really must ask, what is it with you and black-and-white lately?”Gilda: “It looks cool and puts the focus more on light and details. Also, these portraits aren’t black-and-white. There’s an offset of ten units on both endsContinue reading “The Tetrad in Silver”

Sock Jock

[The warren floors of Hynde Manor. Margo is building a harbor portion of her train set in one of the basements. She installs a projector below the water portion of the set, represented by a panel of distorted glass, which have white-painted edges to resemble sea foam] Margo: “Presenting for the first time in theContinue reading “Sock Jock”

Taste the Rainbow

Original Twitter Upload Date: March 30, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day, and has been revised minimally from the original version. [March 29, 2018 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Gilda and Abby are in the kitchen of the Lowry household, assembling the molds of the agar-agar they’ve made forContinue reading “Taste the Rainbow”

The Keys to Hitting the Low-ry Notes

[Lowry household, day. Gilda knocks on the door, and leans against a column as she waits for it to be answered. She hums to herself, before singing quietly]Gilda: šŸŽµ Mainstream, are we moving too far away? / Mainstream, is it worth it if it doesn’t pay? / Mainstream, the centerline is status quo / GottaContinue reading “The Keys to Hitting the Low-ry Notes”

Smoke is a Good Boy

[Grime/Griswold household, evening. Gilda and Terence are watching a movie on TV in the living room, giant bowls of popcorn on their laps. Gilda picks up a bottle of lemon juice and squirts it onto her popcorn]Terence: “Sis, that’s weird.”Gilda: “No, you’re weird for caring. What I put on my popcorn is none of yourContinue reading “Smoke is a Good Boy”

Mabrouk to Wendy!

Original Twitter Upload Date: March 7, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on March 10, 2022, and has been revised minimally from the original version. [March 4, 2018 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Gilda, Margo, and April eat at their table in the food court in the Grunvale Mall]Margo: “And that’s why Teen Titans‘Continue reading “Mabrouk to Wendy!”