[Spring of 2012 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The eight-year-old Shamrock Triad are on the swings at Yonderpine Park. Nicole is having difficulty maintaining the swinging momentum compared to Murphy and Charlotte]Nicole: “Ugggggh! You guys make it look so easy!”Charlotte: “Ya gotta swing yer legs, Wyler!” [with the movement of the swing] “Forwaaaaard, baaaaack!Continue reading “Elafiphobia”
Category Archives: Nicole Wyler
A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy
[Gelbsend, the town west of Grunvale. The town is holding a fair, and the Klug, Rose, and Wyler families have arrived, the latter in two separate vehicles; Dolly, Gregory, and Wendy ride together in a Chevy, and Roz, Maddie and Nicole in a Mitsubishi]Nicole: “Thanks for the ride, Roz. And Maddie.”Roz: “Any time, little sis.”Continue reading “A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy”
It’s December! Mabrouk!
Original Twitter Upload Date: December 22, 2022 [Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple, Saturday morning during Hanukkah. Rabbi Gabriel Franco gives a speech]Franco: “I know it’s a hard time for many of us this time of year, having shoved in our faces society’s love of commercialism and gluttony. Quite frankly, it makes me sick as well. You’dContinue reading “It’s December! Mabrouk!”
Holt Burns for Nicole
Original Twitter Upload Date: April 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on April 28, 2022, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [August 13, 2016 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple isContinue reading “Holt Burns for Nicole”
Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness
Original Twitter Upload Date: February 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on February 28, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [After a trip to the local Goodwill for a suit more to Nicole’s style than just a matching version of Gilda’s,Continue reading “Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness”
Sisterly Bonding II
Original DA Upload Date: November 30, 2021 [Afternoon on a weekend. Wendy and Nicole sit on a bench in front of an ice cream store, eating ice cream cones. Wendy has chocolate and cocoa bean, while Nicole has mint chocolate chip]Wendy: “Mint chocolate chip, huh?”Nicole: “Yeah. What about it?”Wendy: “I don’t know, never really tookContinue reading “Sisterly Bonding II”
50K Arc, Parts I and II
Original DA Upload Dates: Hums of the Oddballin’ Tetrad: August 1, 2021 Highway to the Ganja Zone: September 11, 2021 —– As a pilot chapter of sorts to The Oddball Tetrad of Grunvale, New Pork, StormArts presents… THE 50,000TH TWEET ARCPART I OF XII“HUMS OF THE ODDBALLIN’ TETRAD” It is the middle of summer, sometime aroundContinue reading “50K Arc, Parts I and II”
Unoptimized Specs
Original DA Upload Date: September 19, 2021 The ability to spec does not make you intelligent… even when dealing with other speccies. —– Gilda is a big-nosed blonde nerd on the autism spectrum. Nicole is a big-nosed blonde nerd on the autism spectrum. What could possibly go wrong when these two communicate with each other?Continue reading “Unoptimized Specs”
Ballando la Tarantella nel Campo delle rose
Original DA Upload Date: September 9, 2021 A dance a day keeps the spiders away. —– You know what? Gilda + Nicole is an awesome pairing. Probably will be considered the most underrated pairing outside of the Tetrad. I’ve long said that Gilda’s closest friend within the Tetrad is Wendy, who she shares intellect andContinue reading “Ballando la Tarantella nel Campo delle rose”
The Ricky’s Wedding arc
Original DA Upload Dates: Sunday Worst – May 9, 2021 You May Now Kiss Any Hope For The Wedding Goodbye – May 12, 2021 Gilda’s Birthday, or: Balance in the Party World – May 14, 2021 Hynde Triplets’ Birthday, or: Cio Che Va, Torna – June 23, 2021 —– And now for the Ricky’s WeddingContinue reading “The Ricky’s Wedding arc”