A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy

[Gelbsend, the town west of Grunvale. The town is holding a fair, and the Klug, Rose, and Wyler families have arrived, the latter in two separate vehicles; Dolly, Gregory, and Wendy ride together in a Chevy, and Roz, Maddie and Nicole in a Mitsubishi]Nicole: “Thanks for the ride, Roz. And Maddie.”Roz: “Any time, little sis.”Continue reading “A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy”

Girl Group Tetrad

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 18, 2022. [Evening. The Tetrad are at the Grime/Griswold household at the Redfeather commune, in the living room. Gilda sits at the piano, Margo sits on the couch with some bongos and pots for makeshift drums, and Wendy and April stand, the former with a guitar and April with aContinue reading “Girl Group Tetrad”

Queen of the Grime

Original DA Upload Date: October 21, 2021. Gilda: “Yep.”Margo: “Yep.”Wendy: “Yep.”April: “Mm-hmm.”[the Tetrad see Flannery, dressed in Middle Ages attire, carrying a lute, walking through the garden]Flannery: “Greetings, Grime. Greetings, grandkin of Angus of Hynde House.” [pauses and blushes when she sees Wendy] “Hello, lovely wench.” [beat] “And greetings whatever your name is.” [glances atContinue reading “Queen of the Grime”

Roth Gets Walked In On

[North side of Grunvale, apple-growing country. Charlotte Walker and Janet Long, in this universe a pteropine/flying fox and ailurid/red panda respectively, are picking apples by a white-painted barn as they talk]Charlotte: “Hey, what are these apples? They look like a crossover between gala and red delicious.”Janet: “They’re Jonathans, Walker. And the word you’re looking forContinue reading “Roth Gets Walked In On”

2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists

[December of 2022 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Wendy drives with the Tetrad, up to the Albaneigh Museum of Fine Art]Gilda: “Here it is.”[Wendy parks, and the Tetrad begin exiting the car]Margo: “Museum of Fine Art? What are we doing here?”Gilda: “They’re hosting an exhibition for art made by robots.”Margo: “Robots? Cool. How doContinue reading “2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists”

It’s December! Mabrouk!

Original Twitter Upload Date: December 22, 2022 [Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple, Saturday morning during Hanukkah. Rabbi Gabriel Franco gives a speech]Franco: “I know it’s a hard time for many of us this time of year, having shoved in our faces society’s love of commercialism and gluttony. Quite frankly, it makes me sick as well. You’dContinue reading “It’s December! Mabrouk!”

Holt Burns for Nicole

Original Twitter Upload Date: April 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on April 28, 2022, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [August 13, 2016 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple isContinue reading “Holt Burns for Nicole”

SKASK-elbel’s Canon

Original Twitter Upload Date: March 28, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on April 12, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [August of 2003 in Boarston, MA, on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Shaun Ketcham, wearing a tuxedo and his hair inContinue reading “SKASK-elbel’s Canon”

Amareica’s Favorite Cigarette Prsents…

Original Twitter Upload Date: April 1, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA the same day, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [jazz theme plays as we open in this 1950s sitcom-style alternate universe][announcer]: “Gilda and Flannery is filmed beforeContinue reading “Amareica’s Favorite Cigarette Prsents…”

Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness

Original Twitter Upload Date: February 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on February 28, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [After a trip to the local Goodwill for a suit more to Nicole’s style than just a matching version of Gilda’s,Continue reading “Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness”