2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists

[December of 2022 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Wendy drives with the Tetrad, up to the Albaneigh Museum of Fine Art]Gilda: “Here it is.”[Wendy parks, and the Tetrad begin exiting the car]Margo: “Museum of Fine Art? What are we doing here?”Gilda: “They’re hosting an exhibition for art made by robots.”Margo: “Robots? Cool. How doContinue reading “2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists”

It’s December! Mabrouk!

Original Twitter Upload Date: December 22, 2022 [Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple, Saturday morning during Hanukkah. Rabbi Gabriel Franco gives a speech]Franco: “I know it’s a hard time for many of us this time of year, having shoved in our faces society’s love of commercialism and gluttony. Quite frankly, it makes me sick as well. You’dContinue reading “It’s December! Mabrouk!”

Old Duds

Original Twitter Upload Date: November 1, 2022. [Hynde Manor. The Hynde family is away on vacation, and Gilda and Wendy have been instructed to look after the mansion. As they walk toward the building…]Gilda: “Ah, crap.”Wendy: “What? What’s going on?”Gilda: “I forgot Buffett’s mouse back at the commune.”Wendy: “You did?”Gilda: “Yeah, I guess I was just in such a hurryContinue reading “Old Duds”

Little Wylers

Original Twitter Upload Date: November 20, 2022. [November 26, 2011 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple is hosting the b‘not mitzvah celebration of Roz and Maddie Wyler. Eleven of the fourteen candles have been lit]Roz: “A goofy fella from the commune out west, we brought him here ’cause partying’s whatContinue reading “Little Wylers”

Celebration at Marilyn Springsteen’s (1000 Twitter Followers Special)

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on October 28, 2022, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. Also, the image above is displayed from a Newgrounds link. DA announced they’re implementing anContinue reading “Celebration at Marilyn Springsteen’s (1000 Twitter Followers Special)”

Return of the All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 31, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day… which just happens to be the same day it’s being posted here. Happy Halloween, everyone! [Hynde Manor on All Hallows’ Eve night. Margo, Paddy, and Molly, dressed as Ivy Sundew from Amphibia, a zombie, and Darla DimpleContinue reading “Return of the All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!”

Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness

Original Twitter Upload Date: February 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on February 28, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [After a trip to the local Goodwill for a suit more to Nicole’s style than just a matching version of Gilda’s,Continue reading “Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness”

Sisterly Bonding II

Original DA Upload Date: November 30, 2021 [Afternoon on a weekend. Wendy and Nicole sit on a bench in front of an ice cream store, eating ice cream cones. Wendy has chocolate and cocoa bean, while Nicole has mint chocolate chip]Wendy: “Mint chocolate chip, huh?”Nicole: “Yeah. What about it?”Wendy: “I don’t know, never really tookContinue reading “Sisterly Bonding II”

Gaming in the Gild-ed Age

Original Twitter Upload Date: February 16, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on February 25, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [The Tetrad are approaching the arcade, dressed in Victorian-era attire. Gilda looks excited to enter]Margo: “Ugggggh! I hate this outfit!Continue reading “Gaming in the Gild-ed Age”

Stormy’s 2021 Art Summary

Original DA Upload Date: December 30, 2021 Wow, this is my fifth one of these things? Damn, it feels like just yesterday it was 2017 and I decided to do one of these things, just because I managed to make at least one artwork every month that year. I’ve managed that output for half aContinue reading “Stormy’s 2021 Art Summary”