Original Twitter Upload Date: March 30, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day, and has been revised minimally from the original version. [March 29, 2018 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Gilda and Abby are in the kitchen of the Lowry household, assembling the molds of the agar-agar they’ve made forContinue reading “Taste the Rainbow”
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The Keys to Hitting the Low-ry Notes
[Lowry household, day. Gilda knocks on the door, and leans against a column as she waits for it to be answered. She hums to herself, before singing quietly]Gilda: 🎵 Mainstream, are we moving too far away? / Mainstream, is it worth it if it doesn’t pay? / Mainstream, the centerline is status quo / GottaContinue reading “The Keys to Hitting the Low-ry Notes”
Smoke is a Good Boy
[Grime/Griswold household, evening. Gilda and Terence are watching a movie on TV in the living room, giant bowls of popcorn on their laps. Gilda picks up a bottle of lemon juice and squirts it onto her popcorn]Terence: “Sis, that’s weird.”Gilda: “No, you’re weird for caring. What I put on my popcorn is none of yourContinue reading “Smoke is a Good Boy”
Mabrouk to Wendy!
Original Twitter Upload Date: March 7, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on March 10, 2022, and has been revised minimally from the original version. [March 4, 2018 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Gilda, Margo, and April eat at their table in the food court in the Grunvale Mall]Margo: “And that’s why Teen Titans‘Continue reading “Mabrouk to Wendy!”
A Selfie of Swan’s Soaring Spirits
[1980s night at Marilyn Springsteen’s Retro Diner and Arcade in Albaneigh. The Oddball Tetrad stands outside, of course in their 80s outfits, as Flannery arrives by bus, also in 80s attire, and also wearing her epilepsy glasses]Margo: “Flannery? How’d you get Flannery to come here?”Gilda: “There’s a new salad dish on the menu that sheContinue reading “A Selfie of Swan’s Soaring Spirits”
Girl Group Tetrad
Original Twitter Upload Date: October 18, 2022. [Evening. The Tetrad are at the Grime/Griswold household at the Redfeather commune, in the living room. Gilda sits at the piano, Margo sits on the couch with some bongos and pots for makeshift drums, and Wendy and April stand, the former with a guitar and April with aContinue reading “Girl Group Tetrad”
Queen of the Grime
Original DA Upload Date: October 21, 2021. Gilda: “Yep.”Margo: “Yep.”Wendy: “Yep.”April: “Mm-hmm.”[the Tetrad see Flannery, dressed in Middle Ages attire, carrying a lute, walking through the garden]Flannery: “Greetings, Grime. Greetings, grandkin of Angus of Hynde House.” [pauses and blushes when she sees Wendy] “Hello, lovely wench.” [beat] “And greetings whatever your name is.” [glances atContinue reading “Queen of the Grime”
2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists
[December of 2022 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Wendy drives with the Tetrad, up to the Albaneigh Museum of Fine Art]Gilda: “Here it is.”[Wendy parks, and the Tetrad begin exiting the car]Margo: “Museum of Fine Art? What are we doing here?”Gilda: “They’re hosting an exhibition for art made by robots.”Margo: “Robots? Cool. How doContinue reading “2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists”
The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: The script below is based on an artwork that had assets generated in Craiyon. The artwork itself was made prior to my change of heart about AI being a tool to make art easier. My opinion now, is that AI only has a place in reference material and in shitposts. As a resultContinue reading “The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)”
Old Duds
Original Twitter Upload Date: November 1, 2022. [Hynde Manor. The Hynde family is away on vacation, and Gilda and Wendy have been instructed to look after the mansion. As they walk toward the building…]Gilda: “Ah, crap.”Wendy: “What? What’s going on?”Gilda: “I forgot Buffett’s mouse back at the commune.”Wendy: “You did?”Gilda: “Yeah, I guess I was just in such a hurryContinue reading “Old Duds”
The Gallery of Stormy Adler 