[Ketcham household. A larine deliveryavian carries a parcel to the front door and rings the bell. After a few seconds of waiting, Ellen opens the door][larine deliveryavian]: “Delivery for Ellen Ketcham.”Ellen: “That’d be me.” [takes the parcel] “Thank you, sir.”[larine deliveryavian]: “Thank you for choosing CDS, the Ciconiiform Delivery Service.”Ellen: [beat] “…you’re a larine. AndContinue reading “Tyrannia Hawk”
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Say Cheese!
[Northeast side of Grunvale, early evening. Sally is driving a 1965 Volvo Amazon, while the triplets sit in the back seats. Molly sits in the middle, Paddy to her right and Margo to her left. And Buffett rides on the top of the car]Molly: “I love staying at Uncle Shaun’s!” [car hits pothole, causing herContinue reading “Say Cheese!”
Old Duds
Original Twitter Upload Date: November 1, 2022. [Hynde Manor. The Hynde family is away on vacation, and Gilda and Wendy have been instructed to look after the mansion. As they walk toward the building…]Gilda: “Ah, crap.”Wendy: “What? What’s going on?”Gilda: “I forgot Buffett’s mouse back at the commune.”Wendy: “You did?”Gilda: “Yeah, I guess I was just in such a hurryContinue reading “Old Duds”
The Gallery of Stormy Adler 