[Wyler household, early evening of August 13, 2016 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Wyler family, minus Nicole, is gathered in the living room, dressed in formal attire]Dong-hoon: “And to think, Judith, that just thirteen years ago this day, this hour in fact if I recall, you handed her to me to hold forContinue reading “Fourth Born, 400 Average”
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No Concessions
[Iwerks University baseball field, late afternoon, before a game. As the Junior Shamrocks talk with one another, the coach taps their bat against the fence][Junior Shamrocks coach]: “Attention, attention. I have an announcement to make.” [the Junior Shamrocks fall silent] “There have been several complaints lately from spectators and even the Iwerks chancellor, about theContinue reading “No Concessions”
Elafiphobia
[Spring of 2012 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The eight-year-old Shamrock Triad are on the swings at Yonderpine Park. Nicole is having difficulty maintaining the swinging momentum compared to Murphy and Charlotte]Nicole: “Ugggggh! You guys make it look so easy!”Charlotte: “Ya gotta swing yer legs, Wyler!” [with the movement of the swing] “Forwaaaaard, baaaaack!Continue reading “Elafiphobia”
Little Wylers
Original Twitter Upload Date: November 20, 2022. [November 26, 2011 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple is hosting the b‘not mitzvah celebration of Roz and Maddie Wyler. Eleven of the fourteen candles have been lit]Roz: “A goofy fella from the commune out west, we brought him here ’cause partying’s whatContinue reading “Little Wylers”