A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy

[Gelbsend, the town west of Grunvale. The town is holding a fair, and the Klug, Rose, and Wyler families have arrived, the latter in two separate vehicles; Dolly, Gregory, and Wendy ride together in a Chevy, and Roz, Maddie and Nicole in a Mitsubishi]Nicole: “Thanks for the ride, Roz. And Maddie.”Roz: “Any time, little sis.”Continue reading “A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy”

It’s December! Mabrouk!

Original Twitter Upload Date: December 22, 2022 [Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple, Saturday morning during Hanukkah. Rabbi Gabriel Franco gives a speech]Franco: “I know it’s a hard time for many of us this time of year, having shoved in our faces society’s love of commercialism and gluttony. Quite frankly, it makes me sick as well. You’dContinue reading “It’s December! Mabrouk!”

Holt Burns for Nicole

Original Twitter Upload Date: April 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on April 28, 2022, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [August 13, 2016 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple isContinue reading “Holt Burns for Nicole”

Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness

Original Twitter Upload Date: February 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on February 28, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [After a trip to the local Goodwill for a suit more to Nicole’s style than just a matching version of Gilda’s,Continue reading “Sisterly Bonding III: Well-Suited for Wholesomeness”

Sisterly Bonding II

Original DA Upload Date: November 30, 2021 [Afternoon on a weekend. Wendy and Nicole sit on a bench in front of an ice cream store, eating ice cream cones. Wendy has chocolate and cocoa bean, while Nicole has mint chocolate chip]Wendy: “Mint chocolate chip, huh?”Nicole: “Yeah. What about it?”Wendy: “I don’t know, never really tookContinue reading “Sisterly Bonding II”

Unoptimized Specs

Original DA Upload Date: September 19, 2021 The ability to spec does not make you intelligent… even when dealing with other speccies. —– Gilda is a big-nosed blonde nerd on the autism spectrum. Nicole is a big-nosed blonde nerd on the autism spectrum. What could possibly go wrong when these two communicate with each other?Continue reading “Unoptimized Specs”

Ballando la Tarantella nel Campo delle rose

Original DA Upload Date: September 9, 2021 A dance a day keeps the spiders away. —– You know what? Gilda + Nicole is an awesome pairing. Probably will be considered the most underrated pairing outside of the Tetrad. I’ve long said that Gilda’s closest friend within the Tetrad is Wendy, who she shares intellect andContinue reading “Ballando la Tarantella nel Campo delle rose”

This Shouldn’t Still Be a Rivalry

Original DA Upload Date: February 27, 2021 Another Pokemon Day/National Retro Day hybrid artwork. Because the universe knows that I love both Pokemon and retro things. —– Nintendo vs. Sega is perhaps the silliest feud to come out of video gaming. Ever since the Genesis came onto the North American market in 1989 to challengeContinue reading “This Shouldn’t Still Be a Rivalry”

All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!

Original DA Upload Date: October 30, 2020 Kyle Broflovski: Remember when life used to be simple and cool?Eric Cartman: Not really. Maybe you don’t, but Grunvale never forgets. —– Halloween is not cancelled. Parties and trick-or-treating, maybe those aren’t good ideas right now. But Halloween is not cancelled. As long as there is a human race, orContinue reading “All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!”