A Selfie of Swan’s Soaring Spirits

[1980s night at Marilyn Springsteen’s Retro Diner and Arcade in Albaneigh. The Oddball Tetrad stands outside, of course in their 80s outfits, as Flannery arrives by bus, also in 80s attire, and also wearing her epilepsy glasses]Margo: “Flannery? How’d you get Flannery to come here?”Gilda: “There’s a new salad dish on the menu that sheContinue reading “A Selfie of Swan’s Soaring Spirits”

A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy

[Gelbsend, the town west of Grunvale. The town is holding a fair, and the Klug, Rose, and Wyler families have arrived, the latter in two separate vehicles; Dolly, Gregory, and Wendy ride together in a Chevy, and Roz, Maddie and Nicole in a Mitsubishi]Nicole: “Thanks for the ride, Roz. And Maddie.”Roz: “Any time, little sis.”Continue reading “A Big Wheel Invented By a Big-Named Guy”

Queen of the Grime

Original DA Upload Date: October 21, 2021. Gilda: “Yep.”Margo: “Yep.”Wendy: “Yep.”April: “Mm-hmm.”[the Tetrad see Flannery, dressed in Middle Ages attire, carrying a lute, walking through the garden]Flannery: “Greetings, Grime. Greetings, grandkin of Angus of Hynde House.” [pauses and blushes when she sees Wendy] “Hello, lovely wench.” [beat] “And greetings whatever your name is.” [glances atContinue reading “Queen of the Grime”

2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists

[December of 2022 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Wendy drives with the Tetrad, up to the Albaneigh Museum of Fine Art]Gilda: “Here it is.”[Wendy parks, and the Tetrad begin exiting the car]Margo: “Museum of Fine Art? What are we doing here?”Gilda: “They’re hosting an exhibition for art made by robots.”Margo: “Robots? Cool. How doContinue reading “2022 Was a Bad Year for Artists”

It’s December! Mabrouk!

Original Twitter Upload Date: December 22, 2022 [Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple, Saturday morning during Hanukkah. Rabbi Gabriel Franco gives a speech]Franco: “I know it’s a hard time for many of us this time of year, having shoved in our faces society’s love of commercialism and gluttony. Quite frankly, it makes me sick as well. You’dContinue reading “It’s December! Mabrouk!”

The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The script below is based on an artwork that had assets generated in Craiyon. The artwork itself was made prior to my change of heart about AI being a tool to make art easier. My opinion now, is that AI only has a place in reference material and in shitposts. As a resultContinue reading “The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)”

Little Wylers

Original Twitter Upload Date: November 20, 2022. [November 26, 2011 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The Albaneigh County Sephardic Temple is hosting the b‘not mitzvah celebration of Roz and Maddie Wyler. Eleven of the fourteen candles have been lit]Roz: “A goofy fella from the commune out west, we brought him here ’cause partying’s whatContinue reading “Little Wylers”

Celebration at Marilyn Springsteen’s (1000 Twitter Followers Special)

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 27, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on October 28, 2022, and has been revised from its original version to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. Also, the image above is displayed from a Newgrounds link. DA announced they’re implementing anContinue reading “Celebration at Marilyn Springsteen’s (1000 Twitter Followers Special)”

Return of the All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!

Original Twitter Upload Date: October 31, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on the same day… which just happens to be the same day it’s being posted here. Happy Halloween, everyone! [Hynde Manor on All Hallows’ Eve night. Margo, Paddy, and Molly, dressed as Ivy Sundew from Amphibia, a zombie, and Darla DimpleContinue reading “Return of the All Hallows’ Movie Night in Glorious Tri-Square!”

SKASK-elbel’s Canon

Original Twitter Upload Date: March 28, 2022. The script below was originally posted to DA on April 12, 2022, and has been revised to add story context and fix keyboard errors present in the original version. [August of 2003 in Boarston, MA, on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. Shaun Ketcham, wearing a tuxedo and his hair inContinue reading “SKASK-elbel’s Canon”