[It’s December, the holiday shopping season. Gilda is at the Grunvale Mall with her grandma Sharon]Gilda: [looks into tote bag] “You think Wendy’ll like this acorn-scented candle? Or should I have gotten the lemon-scented?”Sharon: “You’re buying for her, Gil. Not for you. Besides, she’s a sciurine. You know that. It’s in her blood to loveContinue reading “Oh Joy. Cotton Candy.”
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Always Morally Correct
[Afternoon. Gilda and Nicole are at the Grime/Griswold household at the Redfeather commune, in the living room. Gilda sits at the piano as Nicole stands]Gilda: “So, you like Bare Trees, do you, Nicole?”Nicole: “Yeah. What of it?”Gilda: “I wouldn’t have expected someone like you to know a deep cut Fleetwood Mac album. Well, deep cutContinue reading “Always Morally Correct”
The Church Bell Chimes for a Thirtieth Time
[June of 1973 on the strict timeline of ZP-51498. The graduation ceremony for the Seallivan High School class of 1973 is taking place on and around the football field/track of the school, with the students and faculty on the field and the audience on the bleachers. The male students are in blue and sitting onContinue reading “The Church Bell Chimes for a Thirtieth Time”
Smoke is a Good Boy
[Grime/Griswold household, evening. Gilda and Terence are watching a movie on TV in the living room, giant bowls of popcorn on their laps. Gilda picks up a bottle of lemon juice and squirts it onto her popcorn]Terence: “Sis, that’s weird.”Gilda: “No, you’re weird for caring. What I put on my popcorn is none of yourContinue reading “Smoke is a Good Boy”
Girl Group Tetrad
Original Twitter Upload Date: October 18, 2022. [Evening. The Tetrad are at the Grime/Griswold household at the Redfeather commune, in the living room. Gilda sits at the piano, Margo sits on the couch with some bongos and pots for makeshift drums, and Wendy and April stand, the former with a guitar and April with aContinue reading “Girl Group Tetrad”
Fresh Pasta
Part of the below script is from “Il Procione Tarantina”, originally posted to DA on October 26, 2022. The artwork associated with it will not be posted to my blog due to its use of AI-generated assets, however, the script is still worth salvaging and expanding upon. The artwork above, drawn for National Spaghetti DayContinue reading “Fresh Pasta”
The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: The script below is based on an artwork that had assets generated in Craiyon. The artwork itself was made prior to my change of heart about AI being a tool to make art easier. My opinion now, is that AI only has a place in reference material and in shitposts. As a resultContinue reading “The Best Christmas Song, Objective Fact! (not a fact, just her strong opinion)”